It is only "unsafe" if you are currently living.

We waited in the tree for long enough and the danger moved on to easier prey.  We climbed down and went in search of water. Fred was quite proud of himself for finding this source…..I was not amused.


Pausing to examine the tree we are know in case it has something interesting about it....

A hideous beast is gaining on us, so we hightail it up a conveniently nearby tree.  Here Fred takes a moment to pause in the midst of our bid for safety to check out what kind of tree we are climbing. I ask him why we should care when a monster is chasing us with drool dripping down it’s chin. He tells me it is all about scientific inquiry. Sigh….dead people, they just don’t understand urgency in regards to their still living companions.

Stopping to smell the flowers....while in mortal danger

The noise kept getting louder, closer and began to include some snorting sounds.  Confused snorting sounds, but enough to make this photographer nervous.  Fred’s deadness throws off many predators but not so much of the scavengers. Whatever is stalking us sounds large…..very large…so we make a sharp right turn and plunge into a thicket of purple flowers and greenery.

Boulders, boulders everywhere!

Here we go again, he sees a dried up river bed and we have to investigate. He just dives right in without doing any proper research first, which is a bit unlike him. The adventuring bug must have bit him hard this time.  I hear a strange sound as we pick our way around all these rocks…..


At close and careful work

Fresh at work on a new project.  We received a crate of gem stones. Fred is carefully going through the pile…there appears that there may be a skull mixed in with all the coloful gems! Excitment is bubbling…can’t you almost just see his brain pulsating in deep thought as he works?

Someone (read Fred) decided to skip protocol….still moping over his “failed” love experiment. Skipping protocol and opening up artifacts that have been cursed resulted in the entire household becoming ill. We apologize for the lack up updates. It appears that we are back and in good health once again.

Hoping to secure her love with a fancy gift


Well. Today, Fred revealed that his experiment was a success and managed to bring to life a female that he carefully crafted.  He thinks she is going to fall madly in love with him and go with him on all his adventures.  Men, undead or not, are sometimes hard to reason with in regards to many things.  She hasn’t spoken yet, so we do not know what her name is, nor if Fred’s love theory will prove itself.  He is waiting patiently for the rest of her neural pathways to finish developing.  I almost hope she doesn’t, because I fear I won’t have the ability to protect the resident cat, should both of these creatures decide to team up against her. We will see……